Wash All My Dirty Clothes

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car”
She text back, “Omg really?”
Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.” 😀

Wife: Zara Apna Mobile Dikhana

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dikhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,

Delete Videos ..
Delete Pictures ..
Delete Folders ..
Delete Numbers ..
Delete All Messages ..
Delete
Delete
Delete

Format Memory Card,

Yeh Lo …

Wife: Acha 10 Baj Gaye Hain.
Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha .. 🙂

Agar Wo Egg Boil Krti

Aik Aadmi Apni Bv K Har Kaam Mai Nuqs Nikalta Tha
Agar Wo Egg Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Karna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta Boil Karna Tha

Aik Din us Ki Bv Ne Dono Bana Liye … Aik Boil Aur Aik Fry
Us Ne Dono Eggs Ko Ghour Se Daikha Aur Kaha

Bewaqoof .. Tum Ko Aqal Kab Ayegi

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Jou Boil Karna Tha Wo Fry Kar Dia
Jou Fry Karna Tha Wo Boil Kar Dia