I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper” 😀
Teacher: Tum Late Kiu Aye …?
Student: Ghar Mein Ammi Abbu Ki Larae Ho Rhi Thi…
Teacher: Wahan Tumhara Kiya Kaam …?
Student: Mera Ek Juta Ammi K Pas or Dosra Abbu K Pass Tha .. 🙂
Le Thomas Edison:
Tomorrow is my exam But I don’t care
Because a single sheet of paper
Can’t decide my future.
Teriyan Ehi Galaan Menu Parhan Nai
Dendian Thomasa 😀
A Letter 2 The Director of Education
Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper Kon Iblees Banata Hai?
Kameeno! Hamari To Jan Nikal Jaati Hai,
Oper Se Paper Ki Checking Aisy Hoti Hai Jaisy Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Le Rhy Ho
Syllabus to Aisa Hota Hai Jaisy Sab Einstein Ki Auladain Hain!
Tera Baap Bhi Pass Na Ho! Hamari Masoom Shaklon Pr Taras Nhi Ata Khabeeso!
Hamse Kis Bat Ka Badla Le Rhy Ho? Biwi Chore Kr Bhag Gayi Kiya?
Tu Bahar Mil Zara … Phir Bataon Ga
Pagal Hon Jo Nam Likhon 🙂
Aaj Nhi Bolo Ge To Kal Bhugto Ge
Khamoshi ka BOYCOTT. . . 😀
3 Signs To
Identify A Student …
Answers of a Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%
Q. In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q. Whats the Main Reason For Divorce?
Q. Whats The Main Reason for Failure?
Did The Student Answered Anything Wrong
Bahut Dino k Baad
Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua..
K Book kholne k baad jo nind aati hai,
Wo Neend Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati :O
A Good Teacher is Who
Tells To Study Hard…
A Best Teacher is Who
Stands Outside the
Examination Hall and Shouts. . .
“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…”
A teacher teaching
If x=y & y=z
it means x=z.
Give an example..
I Love you
you love your daughter
it means I love your
Most Saddest Moment is when …
Everybody iz Sleeping & You R
Studying … 😛