Student SMS Jokes – It was Question Paper

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,

Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper” 😀

Khamoshi Ka Boycott

A Letter 2 The Director of Education

Salam Saaly,

Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper Kon Iblees Banata Hai?

Kameeno! Hamari To Jan Nikal Jaati Hai,
Oper Se Paper Ki Checking Aisy Hoti Hai Jaisy Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Le Rhy Ho
Syllabus to Aisa Hota Hai Jaisy Sab Einstein Ki Auladain Hain!
Tera Baap Bhi Pass Na Ho! Hamari Masoom Shaklon Pr Taras Nhi Ata Khabeeso!
Hamse Kis Bat Ka Badla Le Rhy Ho? Biwi Chore Kr Bhag Gayi Kiya?
Tu Bahar Mil Zara … Phir Bataon Ga

Yours Faithfully,

Pagal Hon Jo Nam Likhon 🙂

Aaj Nhi Bolo Ge To Kal Bhugto Ge
Khamoshi ka BOYCOTT. . . 😀

Answers of a Brilliant Student

Answers of a Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%
Q. In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the Main Reason For Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats The Main Reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

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