A Sardar Made Sentences

In an English paper, a Sardar Made Sentences of Given WORDS as Follows..

1: “WHAT”
Tania Ko Ali k Sath Daikh Kr Amir k Mathay Par “WHAT” Par Gaye.

2: “ILL”
Bachay k Hath Main Gosht Ka Lafafa Daikh Kr “ILL” Bachay Ki Janib Jhapti.

3: “KILL”
Arif Ne Deewaar Main “KILL” Thoak K Tasveer Taang Di.

4: “MY”
Hum Ne Ghar K Kaamo’n K Liye Aik “MY” Rakhi Hui Hai.

5: “DIG”
Paon Phisal Janay Ki Wajah Se Aslam Neher Main “DIG” Gya ..!

Banta Takes Interview of Santa

Banta Takes Interview of Santa 4 A Job
Banta: Tell me Opposite Words of These:
Banta: Good
Santa: Bad
Banta: Come
Santa: Go
Banta: Fast
Santa: Slow
Banta: Ugly
Santa: Pichhli
Banta: U-G-L-Y
Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I
Banta: Shut up
Santa: Keep Talking
Banta: Get out
Santa: Come in
Banta: Oh my God
Santa: Oh my Devil
Banta: You’re Rejected
Santa: I Am selected

Agar Do Trains Ek Line Pe Aa Jain

RAILWAY INTERVIEW

Interviewer – agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Santa – jee red light dikhaunga

Interviewer – red light na ho to
Santa – torch dekhaunga
Interviewer – torch na ho to
Santa – apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga
Interviewer – shirt bhi red na huyi to
Santa – fir m apne bua k ladke ko bulaunga
Interviewer – wo kyu?
Santa – jee usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi. 😛