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Congrats Team Pakistan

Congrats Team Pakistan
For Winning Today's Match
And Qualifying For T20 Semi Final
Today is Great Day For Pakistanis
As Pakistan Won &
India Went Back Home .. face-smile.png

Shahid Afridi SMS Jokes

Shahid Afridi's Daughter:

Ammi Dekho PAPA Six Pe Six Maar Rahey Hain

AFRIDI's Wife:

Beta Theek Se Dekho ..
Head & Shoulders Ya Phir Pepsi Ka ADD Hoga. face-smile.png

Math Teacher K Ghar Phone

1 Bacha Rozana Math Teacher K Ghar Phone Kerta.

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Marr Gaye Hain,
Baar Baar Kiu Phone Kerty Ho?

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Bacha: [.. Read More For Urdu SMS Jokes 2012]

Teacher Student Funny SMS

Teacher: Usne Khudkushi Kr Li.

Usay Khudkushi Karni Pari.

In Dono Mein Farq Kia Hai?

Student: Pehla Wala Be Rozgaar Tha
Aur Dosra Wala Shadi Shuda face-smile.png

Is Sawal Ka Jawad Do

Agar SMS Master Ho To is Sawal Ka Jawab Do,
Warna SMS Krna Chor Do.
1 Larki Car Mai Ja Rhi Thi
Larky Ne Lift Le Li Jab Car Se Larka Utra To Usne Larki Se Naam Pocha.
Larki Ne Kaha Mere Car Ka Jo Number Hai Us Main Hi Mera Naam Hai.
Dimag Hai To Dhond Lena..
Car Ka Number Yeh Tha
WV733N
Larki Ka Naam Batao.

Answer: [.. Read More For Answer of This Challenge ..]

Life Main Paisa, Pyar, Dost

Life Main
* Paisa
* Pyar
* Dost
* Izzat
Sab Aate Jate Rehty Hain
Par
Tootay Huwe Daant Kabhi Wapas Nhi Aate

Is Liye Izzat Say SMS Karty Raha Karo.

Human Without Sending SMS

Theorem:
Human= Eat + Work + Sleep + SMS

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep

Hence

Human = Donkey+ SMS

Human - SMS = Donkey

Hence Proved That Human
Without Sending SMS is Donkey
You're Human? face-smile.png

Duniya Bhar K Doctors Ki Team

Duniya Bhar k Docters Ki Team
Ne Maut Pe Research Ki
Or is Nateejay Pe Ponchay
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Jab Saanp Zinda Ho To

Aqwal e Zareen

Jab Saanp (Snake) Zinda Ho to Chiuntiyan Khata Hai
Aur Jab Saanp Mar Jaye to Choontiyan Usy Khati Hain
Waqt Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakta Hai
Aik Darakht Se Aik Lakh Machis Ki Teeliyan Banti Hain
Magar Aik Machis Ki Teeli Aik Lakh Darakht Jala Skti Hai
To Zindagi Main Kabhi Kisi Ko Mat Satana
Shayad Us waqt Aap Taqatwar Ho
Magar Mat Bholo Waqt Ap se Ziyada Taqatwar Hai

Aik Admi Ki Shadi Nai Ho Rhi Thi

Aik Admi Ki Shadi Nai Ho Rhi Thi
Us Ne Sabr Kiya Aur Do Rakat
Salat ul Hajaat Rozana Parhna Shuro Krdi
Aakhir Uski Suni Gai Aur uski [.. Continue to Read Full Funny Shadi Jokes ..]
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